Are You There God? It’s Me, Potted Plant
Did you have a good day? Mine was okay. I know I only write when I need a favor, but I am hoping you can grant me one wish (slightly different from a favor, in my opinion). Could you fix eHarmony’s algorithm so it stops matching me with Apu, David Hassellhoff and Yanni?
Thanks so much!
P.S. Also, if you could let the men know that putting up pics of themselves in spandex is not a good idea, that would be great.
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