Archive for July, 2008
Dating Definition: camel sex
Function: noun
Definition: The ability to tolerate long periods of time without sex. It is the point when the urgent need for sex is replaced by the concession of not having sex anytime soon.
Example:
Person A: “Don’t you just want to fuck that?”
Person B: “Nah, I’m cool. I’m having camel sex.”
Person A: “WTF, you’re having sex with [...]
“Friends With Benefits” Benefit Summary Prospectus
Speaking of friends with benefits, before you enter into such a contract, it’s important to know exactly what you’ll be getting:
This detailed prospectus lists critical information, such as your responsibilities breakdown, spending and medical benefits, and the potential for portfolio diversification. Having all of this upfront data will make you a better informed relationship investor [...]
My Dating Life Playlist
Mr. Ethical Slut’s last post got me thinking - what are the top ten songs that describe my dating experiences? In no particular order, they are:
1. Fool of Me - Me’Shell Ndegeocello: We have all that one person who we thought liked us more than they did. You thought it was more serious than it was - [...]
The best place to meet people
One of the constant challenges for those who are perpetually single is finding new ways to meet people. Most single people immediately flock to bars to meet other single people with a side of inebriation. The truth is that bars are the worst place to meet quality people to date. Looking for a one-night stand? [...]
Booty Call, Fuck Buddy, or Friend with Benefits?
Recently, I heard “If I’m Not Your Lover” by Al B. Sure!. Listening to it now, the lyrics resonate more then back when I first heard it in the late 80s:
If I’m not your lover
If I’m not your friend
Tell me, baby
Just tell me what I am
The song reflects the role confusion of what [...]
