You probably know this already, but it’s true! Tracey Lomrantz from The Daily News reports that nerds make better lovers.
[E. Jean Carroll, Elle magazine’s love and sex advice columnist,] insists that a woman who is willing to stick it out with a nerd and get past his quirks will be handsomely rewarded. “Don’t give up on him too fast,” she said. “If you stick with him, he’s going to turn out to be really great.”
I guess this means I can now embrace my nerdiness and display it for all to be seen. I can wear my thick glasses with the tape in the middle, roll down my window and blast Weezer from my car, and hold pens and pencils in my shirt pocket. Woo hoo!
- Hey nerd-boy, is that a roll of quarters in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- This? Why, it’s my Boba Fett action figure!
- That’s so hot! Take me now, nerd-boy, take me!
- Wait, I can’t see! My glasses are fogging up!