The Wonderlic Dating Exam
For those of you who don’t know what the heck the Wonderlic Exam is, it’s a test given to football players entering the NFL Draft every year. What does this have to do with dating? The NFL apparently takes the twelve-minute, fifty question pre daft assessment exam very seriously, so imagine the possibilities if women and men used this test after a date to assess the intelligence/compatibility of a prospective suitor?
Since there isn’t a sample of what the Wonderlic Dating Exam would look like, I took it upon myself to create a mock up of the female version (male version will appear in part 2 of post). Instead of wasting time analyzing the date with your friends or creating a list of Pros and Cons, you can have your date take this!
Wonderlic Dating Exam (Female Version)
The name of your date is…
a) Tammy b) Suzy c) Tim d) I have no idea
When the check comes after a delicious dinner for two at a restaurant one of you picked, the girl reaches for her wallet, grabs out the credit card and prepares to ask how much she can contribute to the meal and/or the tip, but you’ve already
a) taken the bill, slipped your credit card in the plastic sealing and pushed it to the end of the table
b) taken the bill, looked at it and told her how much tip is going to be
c) pushed the bill over her way and looked in the other direction to avoid eye contact and/or any explanation of your actions
2 + 2 =
Sex is…
a) a beautiful act of intimate expression between two people in a monogamous, happy relationship
b) something you ask for after dessert
c) something you pay for after you stay overnight at the local motel
The current U.S President is
a) Barack Obama
c) Megan Fox
d) I have no idea
If you could compare your date to any current female celebrity, who would it be?
a) Megan Fox
b) Barbra Streisand
c) Nobody. Her beauty can not be matched to any girl. Celebrity or not.
Your date mentions her passion for animal rights and presence in various anti-animal cruelty charities/organizations. What do you do next?
a) Tell her about how you and your dad go deer hunting every winter
b) Compliment her on what an amazing way to purse her passion and how you are doing something similar with a hobby of your own
c) Say nothing while silently wondering if Jay Cutler will ever reach his potential in Chicago
Mentioning the incredible sexual appetite and detailed accounts of your sex life with an ex is a great way to measure the jealousy of your date. True or False
Adjusting yourself for more than five minutes in front of your date so there is no room for doubt that yes, you just did that, will cause your date to do what?
a) Be suddenly turned on
b) Look on in disgust
c) All of the above
d) B only
After 30 minutes of conversation with your date, you can recall the following.
a) Nothing
b) Only bits and pieces
c) She lives in Chicago, has a dog named Slinky and works as a paralegal in Schaumburg
d) Her name. You think.
What do you think? Leave a comment!
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I understand the point of the test but in reality we as men already know what women want to hear so that would only give us a better chance of impressing them. It’s just like filling out a a multiple choice for a job. No matter what the truth is, we all know the answers the employers are looking for, so we fill in accordingly. In my opinion, it’s better to go on the date and evaluate the person first head. It’s easier to read someone through their actions then the words they say and write. Women would easily be fooled had it been left up to a quiz for men to win them.