About Mr. Write
I'm just a guy who likes to pretend he's got the dating thing figured out, but really has no fricken clue. All I know is, men are from Mars, women are from Venus, he's just not that into you, and always make an effort to find the little man in the boat.
Posts From Mr. Write:
How to Talk to Girls
So obvious, even nine year old Alec Greven knows how to talk to girls…
Says the wise and experienced Greven:
“There’s a girl for every boy. Don’t give up! And don’t think girls are gross. They are girls, what’s wrong with them?
“If she’s walking past you, you could say, “Hey, did you see that episode of…” and [...]
Nerds Make Better Lovers
You probably know this already, but it’s true! Tracey Lomrantz from The Daily News reports that nerds make better lovers.
[E. Jean Carroll, Elle magazine's love and sex advice columnist,] insists that a woman who is willing to stick it out with a nerd and get past his quirks will be handsomely rewarded. “Don’t give up [...]
Sex School
“I am sitting on the floor with 18 other women… taking a class on how to give a good hand job.”
Now THAT is how you start an article.
A friend just forwarded me the article “What I Learned in Sex School” and wanted to share some of the tantalizing tidbits I’ve taken from it, so that [...]
The Non-Breakup Breakup
So you’ve been on just one date with the person so far. Or maybe traded some emails and phone calls and that’s it. And now you’re no longer interested - yet the other person still is. How do you let that person down?
It’s not really a breakup, because you two aren’t officially “going out.” But [...]
The Test Drive Theory
Let’s say you are in the market for a new car. You dumped your old one and would really like a new one now. What do you do?
First, you take inventory of what attributes you need and want out of a car. You know you need the basics: safety and reliability. Ideally, you’d love [...]
Why Men Marry Some Women and Not Others
John Molloy, the author of the book “Why Men Marry Some Women and Not Others“, just penned an article of the same name on MSNBC.com.
So why do men marry some women, and not others? According to Molloy, the answer is pretty simple: he’s not the marrying kind.
He’s Just Not Ready Yet
Most (but not all) men [...]
How to Tell if Your Date Likes You
“By the way, I think i learned the single best predictor of how a date goes, especially early on in the relationship.”
I leaned forward. “Oh yea?”
He cleared his throat. “When you are dropping a girl off, take note of how long she lingers in the car. Does she stop for a little while, thanking [...]
“Friends With Benefits” Benefit Summary Prospectus
Speaking of friends with benefits, before you enter into such a contract, it’s important to know exactly what you’ll be getting:
This detailed prospectus lists critical information, such as your responsibilities breakdown, spending and medical benefits, and the potential for portfolio diversification. Having all of this upfront data will make you a better informed relationship investor [...]
Top 10 Things Not to Say on a First Date
If we’re going to be staying out past nine, I’m going to have to call my Mom.
I know we just met and all, but do you have $200 I could borrow?
Will you get a load of that waitress’ rack? It’s huge!
Oh my God, I have those same exact stilettos back home!
You look just like my [...]
Dating Older Women
Speaking of cougars, I myself have dated quite a few predatory felines. Older women, I mean.
The oldest was six years my senior. She sought me out. And she fulfilled every guy’s fantasy of dating an older woman. Meaning: she was a horny sex kitten who totally schooled me. OH BOY did she school me.
That’s the [...]
