Speaking of cougars, I myself have dated quite a few predatory felines. Older women, I mean.
The oldest was six years my senior. She sought me out. And she fulfilled every guy’s fantasy of dating an older woman. Meaning: she was a horny sex kitten who totally schooled me. OH BOY did she school me.
That’s the appeal of older women for most guys. You see, us guys know that women hit their sexual peak later in life. So if you’re a strapping young lad, a horny older chick is going to be able to match your sexual appetite. And not just that – she’ll be much more knowledgeable than you too. She’ll have been “around the block” a few times. All you’ll have to do, as the eager recipient, is to open your mind and soak in the knowledge.
A Horny Sex Kitten
Six years older isn’t a lot. I’ve known guys who’ve dated women ten years or older. Not that it’s a competition or anything. Ms. Six Years was plenty woman for me. She wasn’t just a horny sex kitten – she was bi-curious too.
She loved kissing girls as much as she loved kissing guys. Jackpot! During one romantic getaway, she sought a lesbian bar where she tried to pick up another girl for – yes oh God yes – a threesome!
Sadly, that fantasy didn’t come to fruition. But we sure tried. Even hit up a strip club to find a willing participant. Though she did manage to grab some stripper boobies. That gave me enough spank bank material for the next decade or so.
Back to School
And the schooling. Oh my, the schooling. Different positions, different places, different situations. It was like she had no scruples. If she was horny and the place potentially allowed for a comfortable position, she was on it. (Or, on me. Ahem.)
I’ve looked through the Kama Sutra before. But she had it memorized. She bent herself into positions I didn’t know a human being could bend. I wouldn’t be surprised if some of the things she did were illegal in some states. As an eager young student, I ate it up.
Here’s a taste: she liked to watch porn. And she liked to learn from it. Now, not all the positions you see in porn translate well in the bedroom. They’re made for the camera, not real life. But they do offer many new ideas, if you’re willing to try them. She was. And dude, it was awwwesome.
But then, it ended. It had to end. Dating an older woman like this isn’t really the kind of relationship you tell your mother about. In most cases, a predatory feline is just in it for the sex. She knows what she wants (sex) and what she doesn’t want (a long term relationship). Easy as that.
If you fall for a cougar, you’re screwed. Literally and figuratively. She’s not looking for Mr. Right, she’s looking for Mr. Walking Dildo (you thought I was going to say Mr. Right Now, didn’t you?). Most guys are okay with this. If you’re not, however, then it’s better to realize this sooner than later.
There are a few cases where the older woman can fall for the guy too, especially if the age difference isn’t that great. I’ve been at the end of this rope too. The danger here is that the older woman is more apt to want children, like, now. Her biological clock is going tic toc, tic toc. She’s not in it for the sex, she’s in it for a meaningful relationship and just happens to be older.
Getting into a long term relationship with an older woman like this should be taken with care. If you’re not serious about her, or don’t want to settle down and start a family within her timeline, then don’t waste her time. Cut her loose and let her find someone who’s a better match.
And that’s the fun (and risk) of dating predatory felines. They’ll claw and bite and scratch – all in good ways, I mean. And you’ll purr and enjoy and learn. Just make sure that’s what she wants too. Or else she’ll claw and bite and scratch FOR REAL.