About sexAFTERsix
I'm told I'm tasty and a tad bit hasty when it comes to changing and exchanging partners. Commitment's not my thing.
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spooning
It kills me that I had to upgrade.
I went from BOSE to SHURE. Had to ditch the top-of-the-line noise cancellation headphones for the “industry strength” noice-isolation gear. The fact that I even know the difference tells you just how serious I am — about sleep.
See, it wasn’t so bad when the snoring was intermittent. Even [...]
TOP FIVE
Chandler: Well, we have a deal where we each get to pick five different celebrities that we can sleep with, and the other one can’t get mad.
Ross: Ah, the heart of every healthy relationship: Honesty, respect, and sex with celebrities.
Monica: So, Chandler… who’s on your list?
Chandler: Uh, Kim Basinger, Cindy Crawford, Halle Berry, Yasmine [...]
microwave timeline
It’s been six months since the EX-factor and I shared breathing space. I’ve been on an instant gratification streak. I figure there’s nothing wrong with it, as long as all the parties involved are still having fun. Right?
Apparently, I’m wrong.
“You shouldn’t be so quick to mingle,” PrettyPilotGuy disproves of my post-breakup rebound marathon. Join the [...]
yours, mine, never ours
“Life is not complex. We are complex. Life is simple, and the simple thing is the right thing.“ — Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) Irish poet and playwright
Little did I know the irony of this quote would dig so deep.
The ex-factor and I decided to end our quasi-cold war. Brutal barbs were swapped electronically over the last [...]
keys
It’s strange how life lessons pan out: from little quirks we experience daily that can be taken for granted — to moments of clarity that come nothing short of a miracle.
Recently I took a whirlwind trip to the East Coast. I’m a big believer in a Karmic Cupid, so my goal was to face [...]
cootie control
“Your test results are in.” Karen from the clinic is calling to confirm that I’m still relatively clean. “You may want to consider using condoms on a regular basis.”
“Actually, I’m considering abstinence.” I inform her.
Insert PREGNANT PAUSE. No pun intended, of course.
“No need to be drastic!” Karen is not the voice of reason, but more [...]
ONE (more) NIGHT STAND?
Hop a plane Friday and back by Sunday.
TEMPTING. Sort of.
“Take your time.” He hasn’t asked me why I’ve waited a day or two (or three…) to get back to him. Smart guy. Gives me less of an excuse to write him off. Literally.
“I do have quite a few friends I grew up [...]
SEX in Seattle?
It’s URGENT.
“Hey,” he’s playing it smooth. I almost buy it. “It’s me. Call me.”
Only two face-to-face meetings with what was supposed to be a textbook one-night-stand and he’s already thrusting himself into the familiar. Thank GOD it went straight to voice-mail.
… one hippopotamus… two hippopotamus… three hippopotamus… BINGO!
Text #1: HOW [...]
