Rants
I love being single
I love waking up whenever I want and not having anyone say it’s time to get up. If I want to sleep until noon, I’m going to go ahead and do it without feeling guilty. I love being able to stay out all night without having to answer any questions. Hell, maybe I don’t even [...]
One Minute Girlfriend
Cupid and “timing” have conspired to make a mockery of my love life. This was not the first time these two have made trouble for me. In fact, it has happened so many times that I wonder if fate just likes toying with me. I recently found out that she was leaving within a month [...]
Booty Call, Fuck Buddy, or Friend with Benefits?
Recently, I heard “If I’m Not Your Lover” by Al B. Sure!. Listening to it now, the lyrics resonate more then back when I first heard it in the late 80s: If I’m not your lover If I’m not your friend Tell me, baby Just tell me what I am The song reflects the role [...]
Dear Matchmaker: I’m Single NOT Desperate
I appreciate when people want to set me up with their single friends. However, some people get overly invested in their role as matchmaker. Just because I am single and their friend is single does not mean that it’s a match made in heaven. When I tell them that I am not interested in their [...]
The role of an ex
I have to admit, I’m horrible at breakups. It doesn’t matter if I’m the dumper or the dumpee, I find breakups to be very hard to deal with. Either I’m breaking her heart or she’s breaking mine; both options suck. There’s the guilt of being the one to end it and the endless questions associated [...]
I’m tired of being single
I’m tired of waking up by myself. I roll over and there’s plenty of room in my bed; there’s no one waiting for me in the kitchen. I’m tired of eating breakfast alone. I turn on the TV so there’s some noise while I make my food. It’s not conversation, but it’s better than silence. [...]
Are You There God? It’s Me, Potted Plant
Did you have a good day? Mine was okay. I know I only write when I need a favor, but I am hoping you can grant me one wish (slightly different from a favor, in my opinion). Could you fix eHarmony’s algorithm so it stops matching me with Apu, David Hassellhoff and Yanni? Thanks so [...]
Rule #1: Cheating means it’s over
When you’re learning to drive, you typically learn about all of the strange rules of the road. Things like who has the right of way when coming to a four-way intersection make most people scratch their heads. We just accept the rules as they are stated even though some seem illogical. These rules weren’t made [...]
Cat Woman
So, at one time, Cat Woman was a cool, sexy villainess who was always outsmarting Batman. Maybe she was a bad pussy cat from time to time, but you have to agree that she was hot and someone you would want to know more about. But, sometime between then and now, having anything to do [...]
